Aaargh! Nakakainis kayo! Why are you doing this to me? Just when I’ve been readying myself to get over you, you would text me out of the blue. Palagi na lang! Gahd, I hate you and your forwarded messages!

Ayoko, ayoko, ayokong pumapel sa mga relasyon. Just like Sidney Bristow in Alias, I refuse to be the other woman. Kontrabida, yes, but being the third party is not included in my job description. I’ve been cheated on before, and I know how agonizing and unbearable the pain is. Even if I like, heck, love you that much, I still have respect for your girlfriends. I’m not going let them go through the hell that is The Cheating Beau. *sigh*